tiktok makers on my porch dressed as catgirls: *making ahegao faces and moaning loudly*
me: *runs out with a shotgun and shoots up at the air as a warning shot* GIT OUTTA HEARE YA DAMN TIKTOKERS! GIT!
tiktok catgirls: *get on all fours and run like deer into the woods*
I love when kittens fail so badly at drinking milk and how they look sopping wet and pathetic after
Shrimps is the gift that keeps on giving! So far we got:
-shrimp heaven now
-shrimp colors
-youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice??
-shrimp posture
-shrimping for you
Wow! The bounty of the sea :) 🦐
My spotify literally wont let me stop listening to hotel california its not letting me play anything else and every time i hit play its just hotel california
