Pretentious fucks: mermaid don’t have knees!! Scientifically they’re like knarwalls fart fart fart
Edgy fucks: mermaids are man eating shedemon monsters that are LOVECRAFTIAN
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I love when kittens fail so badly at drinking milk and how they look sopping wet and pathetic after
Shrimps is the gift that keeps on giving! So far we got:
-shrimp heaven now
-shrimp colors
-youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice??
-shrimp posture
-shrimping for you
Wow! The bounty of the sea :) 🦐
My spotify literally wont let me stop listening to hotel california its not letting me play anything else and every time i hit play its just hotel california
