robot character: *uses their body to shield their human companion from danger because they’re a machine and so don’t consider their life or safety to have as much value as that of the person they love*
me:
human character: *uses their vulnerable human body to shield their robot companion because even though they’re a machine that can’t be hurt or killed as easily they value their life equally to their own because they love them*
me:
I love when kittens fail so badly at drinking milk and how they look sopping wet and pathetic after
Shrimps is the gift that keeps on giving! So far we got:
-shrimp heaven now
-shrimp colors
-youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice??
-shrimp posture
-shrimping for you
Wow! The bounty of the sea :) 🦐
My spotify literally wont let me stop listening to hotel california its not letting me play anything else and every time i hit play its just hotel california
