the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford
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I love when kittens fail so badly at drinking milk and how they look sopping wet and pathetic after
Shrimps is the gift that keeps on giving! So far we got:
-shrimp heaven now
-shrimp colors
-youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice??
-shrimp posture
-shrimping for you
Wow! The bounty of the sea :) 🦐
My spotify literally wont let me stop listening to hotel california its not letting me play anything else and every time i hit play its just hotel california
