Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster
One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that
I love when kittens fail so badly at drinking milk and how they look sopping wet and pathetic after
Shrimps is the gift that keeps on giving! So far we got:
-shrimp heaven now
-shrimp colors
-youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice??
-shrimp posture
-shrimping for you
Wow! The bounty of the sea :) 🦐
I’m literally incapable of listening to hotel California without thinking about this comic
My spotify literally wont let me stop listening to hotel california its not letting me play anything else and every time i hit play its just hotel california
